TBH, Broke Men Are The Best In Bed & Here’s Why

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I’ve dated my fair share of men that had most of their shit together as in decent finances, a job, a place to live, and minimal drama. On paper, they were great and fine as hell for the most part. But when it came down to getting it on, their performance was mediocre for some and not something I’d want to revisit for others. I’d gone on a couple of dates with a guy named Ralph*. He was literally everything a young working woman like myself would want in a potential mate. He was fine as hell, educated, great career, my age, car, beautiful apartment that made mine look like the hole Osama Bin Laden was found in and interested in most of the same things that I was. He was the right blend of corny and cool which is what I like. The time came, rather soon, where we took it to that physical level. We were at his place Netflix and chilling when things started to heat up. In the beginning, it was going well and the vibe was definitely on point. By the time we got to the actual sex, I was completely and utterly underwhelmed. His stroke was eh, the foreplay was rushed, and it didn’t feel like we were on the same page. Thinking back on it, I would compare the experience to being super hungry, going to a new restaurant and ordering the most delicious sounding cheese burger on the menu, and then being presented with a McDonald’s Mcdouble. I mean, it wasn’t bad but I was not satisfied.

That wasn’t the first time that I’d been with someone that was perfect on paper and a let down in the bedroom. I started to wonder if it was me that wanted a kind of sexual experience with those kind of men that was just unattainable. Then I saw this meme and it totally made sense. Broke men are the gateway to great sex. Before I get into why, this is not an all encompassing fact. There are some men that have their life together that will give you the best sex of your life. I don’t know them but I don’t doubt that they are out there.

Just as I’ve dated men that have their shit together, I’ve dated or been with even more that are living a life that is in shambles. They don’t have any money, their work situation is unsteady, they have women drama, live with their mama, nothing of their own, and a credit score that could also be the temperature outside during the summer. I think we have all been there at least once. While they literally have nothing else to offer, they will give you the best sex you have ever had in your life on this planet, that I can assure you and promise with confidence. Here’s why:

They Know That They Ain’t Shit So They Are Making Up for it with Bomb Sex

Listen, that broke ass man that has nothing else to offer you knows that he has nothing else to offer you. This is especially true if you are a woman that is making moves in life. He knows that you are keeping him around for entertainment purposes so he is going to entertain you in every way he knows how. He is well aware that he can’t compete with the other men that are trying to court you that have careers, education, and the basics of adulthood. But, one place they can’t compete is in with bedroom moves.

They Have More Practice

Sorry to say but, you are not the first woman that has it going on that they are trying to get to know. They may be broke but they aren’t stupid. These kind of men know what it takes for you to keep them around once you realize that they don’t have anything else going for themselves. That bomb ass sex life will have a lot of people entertaining plenty of bullshit. This fact is not lost on them.

They Have Plenty of Physical Stamina

Any man will tell you that, with age and stress of life, their stamina can decrease. If your successful guy has had a long day of work and stressing about things that go on in an adult life, they may be down for one decent round at the end of the day. In my experience, it’s unlikely that a guy that has been working and moving all week is going to be able to really put it down the way you want every time; which is totally understandable. It’s even more true if you both aren’t on the same schedule. However, that broke guy you have on speed dial that’s not doing shit else, he will come over with the condom on and his tongue out ready to remind you why you keep him around.

Some people will read this and roll their eyes claiming they are too good to ever even deal with a broke guy and swear that their Wall Street exec bae is laying it down just fine. That may be true, I wouldn’t know. What I do know is that sex from a broke man is like that eclipse we saw last week; you have to do it at least once in your lifetime, twice if you nasty.

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