Worried That You May Be A Thot, Slut, Hoe, or Otherwise Promiscuous Harlot?

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Have you been sleeping around? Giving out your vagina at your will? Exploring your sexual prowess? Are you, as a result, worried that you have turned into a thot (that hoe over there; in case you have been sleep), slut, hoe, or a harlot? Here are 11 warning signs that you may be a total skank (based off of research provided by ego bruised little boy men and brainwashed women)

  1. You have made the choice to sleep with more than 1-2 men in your lifetime you dirty skank.
  2. You masturbate and pleasure yourself without the help of a partner (ahem. partner means man)
  3. You wear clothes that accentuate appealing parts of your body to only entice and tempt men and bring attention to yourself.
  4. You sleep with men for pleasure because clearly you have forgotten that your vagina is made for making children and satisfying a man, not satisfying yourself you selfish woman!
  5. You’re an unmarried woman that admittedly enjoys sexual pleasure. Oh man, you whore!
  6. You’ve had an abortion (that’s right, I said the A word. Did it just get hot in here?).
  7. You go on dates because no one has ever explained to you that you will meet your husband spontaneously.
  8. You date more than one guy at a time. You bad, bad girl.
  9. You take birth control. Obviously you are having sex with so many men in such a short amount of time that you can’t risk going on Maury to decipher between baby daddies.
  10. You’ve had a child out of wedlock. Obviously pregnancy must equal marriage otherwise you are a hoe.
  11. You take command over the decisions you make for your vagina, body, and life instead of letting the principles set forth by the egotistical, self serving male driven media make your decisions for you. YOU DAMN THOT!

My biggest pet peeve is when people call women sluts and whores and the like based off of nothing more than their sexual choices, clothing, or any other non identifying factor. Those words have no substance and are totally based on 1 persons perspective of another and, frankly, women do not owe anyone a damn car fax on their vagina’s history.

A whore is a job description of a sex worker, also known as the oldest career around. So, unless I traded in my pen and paper for a brothel, please don’t refer to me and my vagina as anything but our proper names; Queen.

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